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“Josh? Josh! Is that you crawling around in the bushes? What are you doing out there in the dark?” “Mom, I’m busy! I’m – I’m doing something! What do you want?” “Are you gonna drive me to the Walgreen? I need to get my blood-pressure socks.” “Yeah, yeah! I’ll be in in a minute.” “Josh, they close at ten, Josh.” “It’s only eight-thirty, Mom! Gimme a minute!” Intelligenceindicates enemy ordnance is stored in the garage. Odor of corditecorroborates intelligence. Small window offers view into garage.N-Vision Optics NVC3 unit engaged. Despiteslight blur around edges, Generation 1 light-intensifier tube revealspresence of what appears to be a concealed intercontinental ballisticmissile, disguised as a lawnmower. I push on the window to gain access - “Josh! Your father needs help putting on his ointment! Josh?” “I’ll be right in, Ma!” “You know he can’t reach -” “I said I’ll be right in!” Enemyguard notices me, pursues. Enemy guard neutralized before alarm raised.I return my titanium-fiber garrote to my utility compartment. The NVC3’s high-pitched whine must have compromised my position. Perimeter scan indicates no further - “Josh! Josh, where are you? Josh?” “Jeez, Mom, shut off that floodlight! I’m right here! Bright light can break my N-Vision Optics NVC3 Night Vision Monocular!” “Your what? What are you doing? When are you going to come in? Your father’s itchy real bad. And I need my socks.” “Right now, Mom.” (sigh) “Right now.” N-Vision Optics NVC3 Night Vision Monocular destroyed. Munitions dump intact. Mission failed. Entire Free World in peril. Warranty: 1 Year N-Vision Features:
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