E3 2009: Games Over

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What a corking adventure we had in Los Angeles for the 2009 E3 Expo. And we're not talking about the virtual kind. We misjudged the spectator appeal of Donkey Kong, supped of victuals suitable only for gamer consumption, and toured the world from the safety of our hotel. The always-dynamic gaming industry rocked out, went symphonic, and warned us of the impending North Korean invasion, all while we were sitting around reading other peoples' blogs.

Of course, our favorite part was the screaming adulation yielded up by the visitors to our booth all three days of the show, especially those of you who were clad in the proper attire. We're going to continue pretending you were there to see us and not for the Monkey Archery.

And even though we got booth-blocked, and turned down, and lost a game of chicken with a pigeon, and lost a game of Combat to a dog, it was still a blast with an approximate damage radius of 100 yards. Read all about it in our complete(ly ridiculous) E3 coverage. And if you were there, please share your war diaries below.



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