Winners' Gallery: the Best of Contest 223

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At some point in the recent past, we asked you to show us an awkward, embarrassing photo of the family of a past or current Woot product. When you've got it, flaunt it, we say. Look below for some serious flaunting, ignorant of social mores and norms, and all the happier for it. We should all be so ignorant!

First Place - $100
beatfarmer - Elvis & His Lady Friend
Oh what to laugh at first...the sideburns? The crossed eyes? The glasses? The sweater? The odd background? Hmm...it's all so tempting!



Second Place - $50
mrwolfe00 - Something's Funny Over There
We can read dogs' thoughts. "I'm a dog, get me outta here!"


Third Place - $20
plinth - Fancy Sweater
"Now put this on and let me take your picture, your Memaw spent a lot of time making this for you. Smile, Elvis. Stop slouching. Elvis, I said smile. Smile, boy!"


Honorable Mentions:
mwiseman - Star Wars Family
We told you to keep your lightsabers to yourselves! And in front of the Disney Death Star, too.


bradcrc - Leaky Frog
"I thought I told you to go before we got here. Honestly, now your alarm's gonna make a racket."


abonay - There She Goes Again
Dang what is she looking at now? She never did have any focus.


bpeterson82 - Princess and the Pendulums
There's always one.


mrwolfe00 - Oh that Homer.
Well at least he paid attention to the dress code memo. Mr. Black Jeans there, not so much.


Monkey Prize
zeepidee - The Cute Couple
Where are they registered, Discount Cigarettes for Less? Dollar General? Doc's Wholesale Liquor?


Money winners, please email your Paypal info to jtoon@woot.com. Monkey Prize winner, please email your shipping address to jtoon@woot.com. Then go to your nearest park playground, find the monkey bars, and tell any kids on the monkey bars that the ice cream truck is giving out free bomb pops just over there. Now that you have the monkey bars all to yourself, hang upside down by your knees until the kids come back and pummel you. When your bruises, black eye, cuts and scrapes are all healed in a couple months, your monkey still won't be there but at least we helped you pass the time. Honorable Mentioneers may use coupon code HONMEN-FS for free shipping on a future order. Until next time remember: You should probably check Awkward Family Photos once in a while to make sure your arch nemesis hasn't put one of your photos on there. That's just something an arch nemesis would do, too.



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