The Resistible Rise of Spicy Qin: Woot Weads the Wire

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Every week in this space, weâ??ll take a look at the news and offer our own incisive blend of commentary, analysis, and poop jokes. The news you need, from a voice you can trust, in the 90 seconds you have to spare: thatâ??s Woot Weads the Wire.

BOSTON (AP)â??Officials said a two-pound, eight-week-old kitten was dropped in a public mailbox in Boston and later found unharmed among envelopes and packages.

Postal workers initially did not handle the kitten until it was determined to be male.

LONDON (UPI)â??A teacher alleges in a lawsuit that Britainâ??s Environmental Agency is responsible for a branch falling and hitting her on the head.

Legal experts said that by bringing suit, the teacher might be going out on a limb.

PARIS (UPI)â??French scientists say theyâ??ve determined calcium is involved in long-term memory formation in honeybees.

English majors began smirking to themselves about how theyâ??d always known about the Land of Milk and Honey and how editors are so much better than scientists and how they donâ??t have to worry because their degree will totally get them a job.

NEW HAVEN, Conn. (UPI)â??Goodnight Film LLC has announced a dark and brooding U.S. adaptation of the classic fairy tale â??Snow Whiteâ?? is to go into production this October.

Producers say that a box office success would allow them to finally pursue their dream of making a child-friendly version of Hellraiser.

LONDON (UPI)â??British rock â??nâ?? roll icon Paul McCartney, along with his daughters Mary and Stella, are promoting a new food campaign called Meat Free Monday.

Others are wishing it was Sunday. Thatâ??s their fun day. Their I donâ??t have to run day.

YANGJIANG, China (AP)â??Scores of police gripping black clubs guarded a courthouse in southern China on Tuesday â?? the first day of a trial for two alleged gangster bosses, the â??Hammerheadâ?? and â??Spicy Qin,â?? accused of using violence to build an empire that included everything from underground casinos to cement factories, truck lines and poultry markets.

We donâ??t have a joke, we just wanted to share that awesome sentence.



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