Flash In The Brain Pain: Asteroids

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This time, we'll just say it straight: the flash refers to the flash of anger that literalists will get when they learn that today's game is in HTML 5. That's right, we admit it! We had a horrible weekend and we just want to make somebody mad. Ha ha on you, jerkface.

 

 

Now that that's out of the way, Asteroids is basically the game you'd expect, except this time, it's in HTML 5. Yeah, pretty cool, right? You can zip through space, feeling all smug about how your browser can handle it while all those other people are all "HEY WHAT ABOUT A GAME I CAN PLAY?" A game you can play? Sure, it's called "Catch Up With The 21st Century!" Yeah, high five from the Firefox crew! Woooo!

Aw, c'mon. We were just joking. Look, look, here's a flash game, see? It's fun, you'll love it!

Potty Racers 2 is a game where you turn a port-a-potty into an airplane, and try to see how far it can fly. No, we're not making fun of you, that's the game. No, really, that's the actual game, look at this screenshot:

 

 

See? Low key graphics, sure, but still pretty fun. Not as much fun as an HMTL 5 game would be, of course. No, no, we're not sayin', we're just sayin', you know?

 



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