Bet He Marries The Firestarter Girl: Woot Weads The Wire

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Every week in this space, weâ??ll take a look at the news and offer our own incisive blend of commentary, analysis, and poop jokes. The news you need, from a voice you can trust, in the 90 seconds you have to spare: thatâ??s Woot Weads the Wire.

CHICAGO (UPI) -- Chicago rocker Jim Peterik says he is striking a blow for songwriters everywhere by pursuing the full rights to his 1982 hit "Eye of the Tiger."

Lawyers hope to settle the case pre-trial, but are prepared to start a montage sequence if forced.

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) Stephen King is writing a follow-up to his 1977 horror classic "The Shining."

Horror fans are said to be amazed how the master can generate such fear in a single sentence.

LOS ANGELES (UPI) -- "Arrested Development" creator Mitch Hurwitz says his U.S. comedy series is returning to television for a limited time.

Television experts note that, technically, it did that the first time too.

CUPERTINO, California (Reuters) The tech titan's newest iPhone left Wall Street and fans wishing for more than a souped-up version of last year's device, igniting a rare storm of criticism and disappointment on the Internet.

Online sources were shocked today to learn that Reuters reporters don't seem to know that "Internet" is actually a synonym for "criticism and disappointment".

LONDON (UPI) -- The previously unpublished first novel of Sherlock Holmes creator Arthur Conan Doyle has been published in London more than a century after it was written.

Critics say the kid might have a future.



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