Sadly, We're Not Hiring Just Now: Woot Weads The Wire

[RSS FEED]

Every week in this space, weâ??ll take a look at the news and offer our own incisive blend of commentary, analysis, and poop jokes. The news you need, from a voice you can trust, in the 90 seconds you have to spare: thatâ??s Woot Weads the Wire.

CARDIFF, Wales (UPI) -- A Welsh man who caught the attention of rapper Snoop Dogg by growing an 85.5-pound rutabaga said he has accepted the star's offer of free concert tickets.

Sources say this is the most wholesome thing anyone has done in order to get free tickets from Snoop Dogg.

INDIANAPOLIS (UPI) -- Teens who bully and mock via texting, Facebook posts, tweets and YouTube videos don't see the immediate consequences of the behavior, U.S. researchers say.

However grown-ups who bully and mock via texting, Facebook posts, tweets and YouTube videos might be eligible to join our creative department!

BOULDER, Colo. (UPI) -- After a global extinction 65 million years ago that wiped out much of life on Earth, lowly worms were likely the first life to re-emerge, U.S. researchers say.

In keeping with the new research, the Smithsonian will be adding an exhibit on The Busy World Of Richard Scarry.

ALBANY, N.Y. (UPI) -- New York state Comptroller Thomas DiNapoli said the financial district of Wall Street could see 10,000 jobs erased by the end of 2012.

Worried employees hint the hardest part will be making the "walk of shame" past Occupy Wall Street.

BERLIN (Reuters) - A young fashion designer from the German city of Hanover is revolutionizing high fashion by designing clothes with a staple she can find in her fridge -- milk.

Additionally, a percentage of every sale will go to the founding of a nudist colony for the lactose intolerant.



More...