
10-14-2008, 01:09 PM
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10 Big Announcements from Apple Today
- iPhone now available in three slightly different shades of black; pre-orders crash AT&T’s network yet again
- New iPod PicoShuffle randomly plays up to three songs
- Upgrade to OS X takes away some feature you really liked, replaces it with another way to access the iTunes Store
- MacAir meets cousin Duncan MacAir who has the exact same specs and same release date but was never before mentioned, for some reason
- Apple to buy up the last functioning remnants of the global finance system
- New iPod Taste uses proprietary TongueScreen technology
- Time Machine now allows access to the future, but some timelines are alternate so using it violates warranty
- The entity known as Apple Inc. is actually a front for the Federation of Light
- New commemorative black turtleneck that plays mp3s
- Coming next year: US Festival ‘09
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