And Make It "Venti" Please: Woot Weads The Wire

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Every week in this space, weâ??ll take a look at the news and offer our own incisive blend of commentary, analysis, and poop jokes. The news you need, from a voice you can trust, in the 90 seconds you have to spare: thatâ??s Woot Weads the Wire.

BOGOTA (Reuters) - Colombian President Juan Manuel Santos said on Monday the country's largest rebel group was increasingly selling its cattle to finance South America's longest-running insurgency as income from trafficking cocaine drops.

Dealers are adapting to the change by giving away free hamburgers, then seeing who comes back.

SEATTLE (UPI) -- Coffee retailer Starbucks said it would begin serving beer and wine at outlets in Atlanta, Chicago and Southern California.

Fans are already camping out so they can be the first to enjoy a skinny mocha PBR.

BOSTON (UPI) -- Seven people accused of practicing as psychics without the proper documentation have been summoned to appear before the Boston Licensing Board, officials said.

The Licensing Board refused to release a date and time for the meeting, saying that if the psychics are in fact qualified, they'll just show up.

RIVIERA BEACH, Fla. (UPI) -- Authorities in Florida said a man accused of attacking his girlfriend was concerned she was trying to "cast a spell on him."

Shortly thereafter the police department was raided and seized at a request from EMI Publishing, who claimed that sharing the statement infringed on Screamin' Jay Hawkins copyright.

LOS ANGELES (UPI) -- British recording star Seal says he intends to remain dignified and civil during his divorce from fashion supermodel Heidi Klum, his wife of six years.

Headline writers around the world are already lamenting Seal's reluctance to get a little crazy.

 



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